Bad Writing Contest

Okay, shoot me, two posts in a day. But I was afraid I'd lose this link and it's too funny to miss.
http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2009.htm

Here's the winner:

Folks say that if you listen real close at the height of the full moon, when the wind is blowin' off Nantucket Sound from the nor' east and the dogs are howlin' for no earthly reason, you can hear the awful screams of the crew of the “Ellie May," a sturdy whaler Captained by John McTavish; for it was on just such a night when the rum was flowin' and, Davey Jones be damned, big John brought his men on deck for the first of several screaming contests.

David McKenzie
Federal Way, WA

Lexington KY booksigning

I am terrible about remembering to post appearances on my website, so sorry! But here's where I'll be on Halloween:
the annual KYRW signing next Saturday, October 31, at Joseph Beth in Lexington from 1-3 PM. Authors:
Anya Bast, Sheryl Brennan, Sophie Danu, Teresa Reasor, Jules
Bennett/Sophia Rae, Toni Blake/Lacey Alexander, Dianne Castell, LuAnn
McLane, Rosemary Laurey/Madeleine Oh/Georgia Evans, Patricia Rice, Shiloh
Walker and Molly Harper.

And we'll have candies, cookies, and prizes!